Rejects Forever

2009-09-26T17:38:00.000+08:00

Thousands of Words

2009-09-26T16:59:00.009+08:00

WANTED: PROSENG

2009-04-03T11:23:00.002+08:00

if anyone of you see proseng anywhere..
pls help the rejects to capture him..
he had been LONG LOST..
but if anyone sees him anywhere..
capture him and u will get USD 1 million.

P/S: We want PROSENG, NOT kean seng.

REVIVE THE BLOG PPL!!!!

2009-01-02T19:03:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!

2008-12-25T11:33:00.001+08:00

Happy Birthday Lum Yi Rong / Yong / Lum / Lummer / Prong

2008-12-21T22:21:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday to Yi Rong whom I've known for almost a decade

131 goals..........far from Tin's 193........

2008-12-03T16:17:00.002+08:00

Ronaldo top scorer with 131 goals.......still far from 193.........

Tae's Fifa Best Win so far

2008-12-03T16:16:00.000+08:00

My best win so far...........

2008-11-30T15:07:00.000+08:00

Job Application

2008-11-27T15:59:00.000+08:00

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION
: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

WAY TO GO LYRAA!!

2008-11-23T02:30:00.000+08:00

Deal or No Deal?? Pato to Arsenal ???

2008-11-20T16:25:00.000+08:00

(Click to enlarge)
Is it a good deal or a rip off selling pato for 65 million???

Coolest Stuff in Fifa 09 from Tae (manager of Man City)

2008-11-20T09:59:00.000+08:00

(Click to enlarge)
Cristiano Ronaldo free agent?????? unbelievable??? believe it!!!!!! dont be jealous..........

Cool Stuff in FIFA 09

2008-11-17T20:04:00.000+08:00

(click to enlarge)

Ronaldo scoring 193 goals in my Man Utd Team. I play semi-pro difficulty with 2 mins per half time.

Ronaldo having 25 assist in the same season.

I placed Ronaldo as a striker to replace Berbatov because i found out his overall increases when put into a striker position.

My Team For This Season
(4-1-2-1-2)
GK : Sergio Asenjo
RB : Sergio Ramos
CB: Chiellini
CB : Per Mertesacker
LB : Gareth Bale
RM : Jesus Navas
CDM : John Obi Mikel
CAM : Lionel Messi
LM : Luis Almeida Nani
LF : Cristiano Ronaldo
RF : Wayne Rooney

If anyone can recommend better players pls do so.

This was the most intensed scoreline that I've experienced (I was managing spurs)

To other Rejects member who has cool stuff to share in FIFA 09 pls do so. Those who don't have the game, you must get it! It Rocks!

2008-11-14T17:26:00.000+08:00

Wait for our new header ppl

Our 'exalted' leader!

2008-11-14T17:18:00.000+08:00

This is how we do it

2008-11-14T17:10:00.000+08:00

THE BETA WAY

Supposedly cleaning..

2008-11-14T17:02:00.000+08:00

Of broken chairs and flying cards

2008-11-14T16:54:00.000+08:00

The Final Day

2008-11-14T16:43:00.000+08:00

A year has come and almost passed..

4Sc Beta Rejects 08

What better class could you ask for?

It really wasn't our fault that we got hit by a hurricane

Misfortune Cookie

2008-11-10T15:38:00.000+08:00

Whoever ate that dinner must have gotten quite a surprise from the fortune cookie message.

The Pope's Chauffeur

2008-11-10T15:36:00.000+08:00

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

(Remember, he's German.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, Dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: " The Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "

Cop: " No Sir."

Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."

he smiles..

2008-11-09T17:08:00.000+08:00

Peanuts

2008-11-08T20:29:00.000+08:00

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck.

"So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"

"Well," says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."

SOLID PROOF THAT HAZIQ ADMITS

2008-10-31T11:05:00.000+08:00

TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID, WHY MUST PPL EVEN KNOW WHY HE DID THAT? IS IT EVEN A GOOD REASON??????WHY WOULD SOMEONE CREATE STUPID BLOGS ABOUT ANOTHER??? IS IT FRIENDSHIP??? YEA RIGHT.........SCREW YOU HAZIQ......

Do Not Believe Hoax Links About Jason..........

2008-10-30T20:47:00.000+08:00

If anyone ever sees hoax links like jasonhardcore or whatever iluvher and all those stupid links.....Pls Know that it's all made up by HAZIQ...............Whoever wants to know why he did that u can always contact me on msn........................

Seng on Drugs...

2008-10-25T21:30:00.000+08:00

Chan's

2008-10-21T21:29:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Chan..

Sorry for the late post...As a cameraman of the day...I only managed to snap these with my phone...others are wif sumbody else...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEI/YIK/LIEW YIK FEI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-19T10:53:00.000+08:00

22 things you should know...

2008-10-08T22:58:00.000+08:00

1)Ants never sleep.
2)A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds. LOL...imagine it happens to everybody...you could have 10 names and ended up forgetting all of your names in 3 seconds every intervals..
3)No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH", find it...and you're legendary..
4)Dolphins(Daphne)XD... sleep with one eye open.
5)A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
6)The tune for the "A-B-C" song is the same as "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."..
7)The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
8)A pig in Japan says "moo-moo"..shouldnt moo-moo be sumthing like a cow?lol...
9)Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
10)TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.try it..
11)Coca-Cola was originally green.LOL?
12)Butterflies taste with their feet.
13)If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. why waste?
14)It is impossible to lick your elbow.Try it...and get into guiness world of records..
15)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
16)Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
17)Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
18)The man who played the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots.
19)Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
20)Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie.lick 1 trillion of stamps without exercising will make you go FAT...
21)A duck's quack never echo.
22)Most lipstick contains fish scales.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOSE/TOAST/JOSHUA/MOORTHI/TOSAI!!!!!!!

2008-10-06T00:06:00.000+08:00

TOSE IS 16!! everyone is invited to his bday party!!!!!! please enquire the birthday boy for more information.

WHO ARE THE LOSERS NOW

2008-09-28T17:07:00.000+08:00

Looks like they're on top of the world, arent they?

But not now!

Arsenal, knocked off the top of the table. Amazing? The best part. We have Hull City to thank!

Fabregas , thinking the goal fest had started with a Paul McShane own goal. Take note, this was in the SECOND half.

However, Hull City had other ideas. A brilliant effort from Geovanni brought Hull level with Arsenal!

Brilliant Brazilian Magic.

BUT ITS NOT OVER! Nope, Hull pushed ahead with a stunning header fron Danny Cousin minutes later!

Cracking Cousin

Arsenal failed to break a resilient Hull side, and paid the price. Look who are the real losers now, eh.

Not them.

Mr. Roberts, a Rising Star

2008-09-25T21:36:00.000+08:00

Sexy and Hot!

2008-09-25T20:23:00.000+08:00

By -heyziq-

Masterpiece by J.L

2008-09-24T20:14:00.000+08:00

Cutting...

2008-09-21T23:44:00.000+08:00

The Definition of Shy.......

2008-09-20T21:03:00.000+08:00

Clash Of The Titans

2008-09-17T20:56:00.000+08:00

This is dedicated for the 100th post of our blog.

Made it 101 ! x)

2008-09-17T20:43:00.000+08:00

Hanging out in Times Square with my tuition dudes after school.

Happy birthday to the dude in the middle..

Best bowling ever

So you think you can dance? Challenge the Toast King !

2008-09-17T20:32:00.000+08:00

The main source of noise pollution..no offence..guess who it is

click it.

2008-09-14T21:04:00.000+08:00

Proof that Justin was wearing a girls shirt.

2008-09-14T16:03:00.000+08:00

AHAH!

How The Mighty Have Fallen.

2008-09-12T19:57:00.000+08:00

From this :

To this :

how we have fallen indeed.

My 2nd post...

2008-09-10T20:03:00.000+08:00

Ouch...painful??

Harry potter generation 2?

Counter Terrorist?

o.O...sound so wrong..

Machine gun?A hamster?how many kills so far?

Wannabees

2008-09-01T14:01:00.000+08:00

They look like they are on top of the world right?

But not last week after suffering a humiliating defeat Fc Zenit St. Petersburg.

Andrei Arshavin, helped crush man utd in the weekend.

Not so happy now eh? loserrr....

-seng- (supporter of arsenal, team that never wins)

post number 93

2008-09-01T11:17:00.000+08:00

Wait for our 100th post!! ITS GONNA BE SOMETHING AMAZING!

Avril Lavigne Live in KL (When You're Gone)

2008-09-01T10:00:00.000+08:00

Avril Lavigne Live in KL (Complicated)

2008-09-01T09:58:00.000+08:00

2008-08-30T19:11:00.000+08:00

Who thinks ah tin is wearing a girls shirt, leave a comment in cobx.

Apologize chorus full melody tutorial

2008-08-27T15:16:00.000+08:00

++ The Tale of the Beta Legends ++

2008-08-26T22:06:00.000+08:00

Then, in the days of old, there were two little boys...Seng and Dar!! The Champions of Innocence and Naivety!!

Two boys... as innocent as can be, stepping up to meet the world...until they met...

The TOAST Factor!!!

Trained and seduced by the Dark Side of the TOAST Factor, the boys now have a mutated and disfigured appearance!!!

Fear one fear all the power of the TOAST Factor! Lest ye suffer the same fate as the innocent ones above! Beware young and old, for the TOAST might turn you into one of them....

Diclaimer, none of this is real. Go cry now.

2008-08-24T16:23:00.000+08:00

What we do before exams.

2008-08-20T18:56:00.000+08:00

Stage one : Attempt to study.

well, except seng.

Stage Two : Attempt to sleep

Stage Three : Look for Fun

Stage Four : Fun Located

After games and a movie, we wonder what to do...

but then....

Stage Five : ... what else?

END.

What's your excuse?

2008-08-20T13:58:00.000+08:00

Apologize full melody (1st verse) tutorial chorus 1 & 2 coming!

2008-08-18T17:31:00.000+08:00

Congratulations to Lin Dan and Lee Chong Wei

2008-08-18T17:02:00.000+08:00

Congratulations to both Lin Dan and our very own Lee Chong Wei. Lee Chong Wei tried his best to win the first ever olympic gold medal for his country. Therefore, he is carrying the hopes of the nation and it is not an easy job. We all are sure he will do better in the future.

Stunning Olympic News

2008-08-18T16:10:00.000+08:00

China's 110m hurdle ace runner and defending Olympic champion Liu Xiang pulled out after suffering an injury after a false start. He was carrying hopes of 1.3 billion people of the nation. This is indeed a disappointment for fans today. People are already starting to put the blame on him as they had high expectations. I hope they understand. He may be China's Superman, but Superman is still a human. I wish him the best of luck. China Jia You!

Apologize full+melody tutorial (intro) verse 1 coming soon

2008-08-16T17:50:00.000+08:00

Emperor Justinian Looking For A Cure

2008-08-15T15:21:00.000+08:00

Emperor Justinian reading his Daily Mail every morning as usual looking for a cure for his rare disease.

The Emperor saw the headline "NO CURE FOR YOU". His slave tries to calm him down.

Emperor Justinian is very stressed up and feels very sad as there is no cure for his rare disease.

2008-08-10T20:48:00.000+08:00

Csing at home isnt enough. Solution? CS at school!

Yong is cs mode.

88888

2008-08-08T20:08:00.000+08:00

ITS 8 OF AUGUST AT YEAR 2008 at 08.08 pm!!!!!!!!!!

0808080808

88888

ENGLISH: EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT

BM: LAPAN LAPAN LAPAN LAPAN LAPAN

CHINESE: 八八八八八

FRENCH: HUIT HUIT HUIT HUIT HUIT

SPANISH: OCHO OCHO OCHO OCHO OCHO

GERMAN: ACHT ACHT ACHT ACHT ACHT

ITALIAN: OTTO OTTO OTTO OTTO OTTO

GREEK: ΟΚΤΩ ΟΚΤΩ ΟΚΤΩ ΟΚΤΩ ΟΚΤΩ

HAPPY 8 DAY!

Presenting.

2008-08-05T22:20:00.000+08:00

You've seen the Batman.

You've seen the Batpod.

Now, you can see it live. BEHOLD!

The Batpod Mk II.

Born from the brilliant engineering of Yik, Yong, and Toast.

Catch it now, at 4 Sc Beta.

Each item sold seperately.

Batteries not included.

2008-08-05T20:35:00.000+08:00

Do You Wish to Play Modern Songs on Piano/Keyboard ? Or are you ever bored of classical songs, or exam sheets? Take a break.........Free piano/keyboard tutorials coming for free!!!

There is going to be a spectacular update on this blog after exam. Therefore, all of you out there who wants to learn uncountable modern songs, feel free to vote at the new poll available. If you would like to request any modern songs, feel free to do it . P.S only English and Chinese songs. The reason why it is all free is because these songs are all played by ear especially the melodies...i hope to be the first person to do it on youtube and i dont plan to scam people by doing this. So just be patient and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tase@JasonC

The Add Maths Song (Mathmaticous)

2008-08-04T20:50:00.000+08:00

A mathematical parody of Fergie's Fergalicious.

The Ultimate Guitar Art CANON ROCK!

2008-07-28T20:47:00.000+08:00

To those who hasn't heard bout canon rock, it's improvised by a talented Asian guitarist named Jerry Chang from Johann Pachelbel canon.

Kung Fu Matrix

2008-07-27T23:59:00.000+08:00

2008-07-27T22:59:00.000+08:00

This Goes to Pn.Khalilah

2008-07-27T12:41:00.000+08:00

2008-07-25T23:58:00.000+08:00

Stress releasing magic word.

and even

Henry Chow

2008-07-25T23:50:00.000+08:00

THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-07-25T18:45:00.000+08:00

Bloody nice!

Sweeney Yong

2008-07-23T20:32:00.000+08:00

EH YOU!

2008-07-20T22:19:00.000+08:00

why so serious?

2008-07-20T21:22:00.000+08:00

Oh my goodness the Dark Knight is bloody awesome.

The No-Cards Effect on Beta.

2008-07-17T21:52:00.000+08:00

PRESENTING...

THE DUCK KNIGHT!

Saving the world before ducktime!

Fear the Duckmobile.

Behold, the Duck Knight, cruising the waters unseen, defending the innocent.

The Duck watching over the waters in his secret super base.

Oh but whats this! SUPERDUCKS ARCH NEMESIS,
THE SSSSERRPENTTT

THE ULTIMATE DUEL!

WHO WILL PREVAIL!

STAY TUNED..

Each Item Sold Seperately.

Batteries Not Included.

-Toast-

BSL?

2008-07-15T15:39:00.000+08:00

ah bsl, very scary lah.

Buat Sekali Lagi lo.

To take a quote from V for Vendetta,

Creedy: "Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die? "
V: " Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. "

Results of bowling after being deprived of our sleep. lol.

2008-07-14T18:14:00.000+08:00

Jia wei 63 Fei :88 Yong: 114 Chin: 101

Lyra : 122 Hellboy (Seng): 145 Miz: 89 Tose: 100 something in the end great come back. didn't get pic.

2008-07-08T20:29:00.000+08:00

Hermit crabs...Aren't they one of the most fascinating animals ? Haha they are exotic purple pinchers, I'm currently rearing two of them.

Condom

2008-07-08T20:14:00.000+08:00

Condom sponsored by nike,mcd,kfc,etc

Chins Hand

2008-07-07T15:54:00.000+08:00

he lost with this hand. er, seng wants everyone to know it was him who beat chin.

Romance A la Chin

2008-06-30T16:45:00.000+08:00

Chins walking away...

Modern Maths!

2008-06-30T16:18:00.000+08:00

Fantastic 4 having a nice nap in front of teacher. lol.
T.A.K.E. they sleep in class, ponteng class, and still score remarkably well. haha.

2008-06-30T16:06:00.000+08:00

Yong and Tose whispering about something so Ah Tin wouldn't be able to listen.( Tin looks funny, he's like in his own dream world. LOL)
Tin, still looking blur, haha. (still dreaming, i wonder about what)

Tin getting aggresive, cause Yong does'nt want to lower the price for the guitar. lol
????? LOL. He is touching his butt and smiling to himself. haha.

Yong's passion for all things sweet ( especially chipsmore)

2008-06-30T15:56:00.000+08:00

Phase 1 : Chin brought chipsmore to our table
Phase 2: Yong dreaming about the chipsmore chin is holding
Phase 3: He got it, and has volunteered to advertise for chipsmore.
Phase 4: Becomes hyperactive and hysterical after a bite

2008-06-30T15:42:00.000+08:00

Ah tin, during bm time. 11.57 pm
Ah Tin during Sivik time. 12.35 pm
Ah Tin during modern maths time. 2.14 pm

Flamethrower!!!

2008-06-28T22:00:00.000+08:00

The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

2008-06-27T21:03:00.000+08:00

2008-06-27T00:31:00.000+08:00

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

The Judge said, "Me too".

Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

He said "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.

I said looking for Sex.

My case comes up Monday...

Why Wait In Line?

2008-06-27T00:27:00.000+08:00

Turkish Delight

2008-06-25T21:58:00.000+08:00

first, a miraculous comeback after being 2-0 down to win it 3-2.
after that, they scored at the 122nd minute of extra time.....
the next thing u know, they'd be scoring with their hands =.=
all hail the turks!

-seng-

Golfing Rules

2008-06-24T22:27:00.000+08:00

Reply used anytime anywhere anyway.....works well

2008-06-24T22:20:00.000+08:00

Who's An Idiot

2008-06-24T22:06:00.000+08:00

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

No Money

2008-06-24T22:03:00.000+08:00

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

TOMORROW!

2008-06-24T21:49:00.000+08:00

The cube's mystery will be unlocked...

Iron Bad!!!!!

2008-06-23T15:58:00.000+08:00

WARNING:CONTAIN VULGARITIES

Burger King Kill Ronald Mcdonald sob..sob...

2008-06-23T15:44:00.000+08:00

RUBIK'S CUBE!!!!!!

2008-06-23T15:27:00.000+08:00

seng... prepare to be amazed...

Rush Hour

2008-06-22T20:18:00.000+08:00

A funny but yet truthful sign about the rush hour traffic.

2008-06-22T15:39:00.000+08:00

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."